"Cowboys always ..."
"Make me sigh!"
"Make me have fun."
"...wear their hats everywhere."
"...tip their hat when they say hello to a lady and I love it!"
"...know how to treat a woman."
Well, most cowboys actually wear baseball caps now-days because the good old cowboy had will blow off and we have sunscreen to keep the sun from burning them to a crisp. Yes, some fellers will tip their hat and some know how to treat a lady, but... It is more likely he will watch the horse pitch you in the mud, then go over to the horse and ask, "Oh, Honey are you okay?!" before he'll give you a second look. Then, when he does help you up, his eyes will be laughing hysterically at the state you are in.
"...love the fresh air."
"...know how to get down and dirty"
Can anyone see the issues with these two? (There's usually not much 'fresh' air in his vicinity.)
"...are kind to animals."
"...always look good in a pair of Wranglers!"
"...wear tight jeans."
Honestly, most of the time, I wish they'd wear them a bit tighter than they do. He's got to get on and off that horse, girls! Even if his horse is a four-wheeler or just getting in and out of his pickup truck, he needs room. Tight jeans will have him speaking in a squeaky voice by the end of the day! No those baggy wranglers don't look so nice when they're sagging, falling, and caked with mud and yuck!
"...are always polite."
"...stand up for their beliefs."
These type are diamonds in the ruff, Honey. Just because he's dubbed "Cowboy" doesn't mean he doesn't take all the government subsidies he can sign up for, cheat people every time he turns around, and is as wishy-washy about his beliefs as any carpetbagger or used-car-salesman you've met in the city.
"...ride Into The Sunset."
...really, after all this, you'll wish he would!